Our
driver was waiting as promised at 5 in the morning. My wifey's really
improved her getting up and getting ready ability when she is forced
to do so. I guess maybe the occasional bitching that she got earlier
on is working (okay... I'm asking for a beating here, I know honey).
Kota Kinabalu airport is absolutely charming. An example of modern,
open, industrial architecture mixed with Islamic and Malay elements
just fits. After a quick check-in we had plenty of time to grab
breakfast before the flight. There wasn't anything open yet, except
for “billions served” restaurant. Just to report that Egg &
Sausage McMuffin tastes the same in Malaysia as it does in Poland,
the US or anywhere else around the world. I was thinking that perhaps
due to halal rules the sausage wouldn't have pork, but instead lamb,
beef or chicken, but it didn't. Standard pork patty.
The
driver dropped us off at the Dragon Inn, which interestingly enough
was one of the places I considered staying in. Leaving Kris with our
luggage I went to check out potential diving and accommodations and
it turned out that there was nothing nicer and a better value than
the hotel we were standing in front. A simple, wooden room with a
bathroom, A/C and TV in a floating hotel which was emulating the
exorbitantly priced resorts on Kapalai or Mabul. Charming, absolutely
charming at only 77 RM (about $25 per night). Choice was made, now
was time to look for diving options. I was dead set on Scuba Junkies,
but read wonderful reviews about Big John Scuba which was located
just next door. With all the Sipadan diving permits gone for the next
few weeks, we might as well go with the convenient and well reviewed
shop. Tomorrow we would have an intensive 3-dive day.
Yesterday
I booked our tickets to Tawau on Malaysian Airlines: a traditional
carrier. Surprise, surprise: they had a sale. For 99 RM the tickets
were only ten percent more expensive than the ten and a half hour
bus, so it was no contest. We would save a whole day worth of
traveling. We took off into the sky over Sabah's lush, green
rainforests. After a short, peaceful hour-long flight we touched down
on the eastern coast of Borneo.
A
stressful situation for Kris happened right upon landing. While I
went out looking for a bus to Semporna, she decided to nip out to the
loo. Lo and behold, everyone left the airport and the door was closed
behind her. Five minutes: no darling wife. Ten minutes: no tardy
wife, and the first bus has already left. Fifteen minutes: no
annoyingly late missus, and I'm having to convince the bus driver to
stay and wait for us while I go look for her. What do I see? Krysia
standing inside of the airport behind closed doors looking very
unhappy. Finally the door was opened for her and we jumped on the
bus. An hour later we were in Semporna.
In front of Dragon Inn |
Semporna:
a gateway to Mabul, Kapalai and Sipadan is an apt term, since you
can't get to the islands from anywhere else. But if has this magical
ring to it, as in Semporna itself is magical. Honestly, it isn't. The
place is horribly smelly and dirty, although not so loud as we're
used to in Asia. Our Dragon Inn is absolutely the nicest place not
just in terms of accommodations, but also in terms of esthetics. The
rest of the town is a muddy, smelly shithole. Not just that, it is
filled with strolling, tired looking backpackers, usually just
gathering in the same bar for an expensive drink and even more
expensive international food.
Which
started me thinking: I did the backpacker circuit for a couple of
years on three continents so I understand the draw of it: inexpensive
travel, meeting other backpackers, having someone to eat with, often
someone to sleep with. Almost ten years later, I'm reexamining the
whole idea. What's the point of staying in absolutely dingy
accommodations with five other, often unwashed, roommates just to
save a few bucks, when the next minute you're wasting that money on
spaghetti or beans on toast... in Borneo. What's the point of going
place to place and never even meeting a local? True, not that we've
done so much socializing so far. Japan was great for both people, my
friends and the atmosphere. But Philippines has discouraged us from
talking to anyone around, lest we'd be scammed. Yet with my former
backpacking experience, I definitely choose a mixture nowadays.
We
found a place called Mabul Cafe for some food and drink. Not bad
considering the price; Kris really enjoyed her lamb stir fry. With no
night dives happening tonight (either due to bad weather or lack of
interest) there was a question hanging in the air between us. What
the hell do we do today? It's only 2PM, we still have a whole day
ahead of us, but outside of going back to our hotel to sleep or
eating ourselves to death, there is nothing to do. There are no
tourist attractions or places to visit. There is no beach and worse:
outside of this one backpacker place, there aren't even any bars
here. You're really starting to feel the Islamic culture when (it's
Ramadan now) alcohol costs a fortune and there aren't many places
even selling it. What to do, what to do?
I
remember seeing a website advertising the Borneo Proboscis Monkey
tour. Mabul Cafe has free internet, so a quick check confirmed that
the tour was on, and it was leaving everyday at 3:30. We had just
enough time to catch it if I acted quickly. A booking place was just
outside of the cafe and after quick negotiations for the driver to
pick us up from our hotel instead of the meeting place (we had to go
change into long pants first and time was short) we were on our way.
In less than an hour we were heading out into the jungle. Located
some distance from Semporna lies a center on a river which offers
monkey and bird watching cruises. We were welcomed to the center with
banana leaf wreaths, a fried banana (finally I get my fried banana!)
and a glass of juice which tasted a bit like Fairy dishwashing liquid
dissolved in soy milk. First we got a look at bunch of macaques
fighting over pieces of bread being thrown to them while a pig-tailed
macaque bull tried in vain to scare me by running up to me and baring
its teeth. Come on monkey, bring it on homeboy. I got big teeth too.
The
hunt for the Proboscis began. We were cruising on the river
surrounded by mangroves looking for any signs of this endangered
animal. Apparently they have a habit of coming down to the river
right before the sunset to snack on river crabs. At any noise or a
sign the captain would cut the engine and we'd float closer and into
the mangrove roots. Yet no monkeys would be seen up close with the
exception of a few macaques looking at us from the trees. Despite the
obvious failure of the main objective, the cruise was absolutely
wonderful. To experience the rainforests up close and personal, this
must be a bit how cruising the Amazon or Orinoco looks like. Bird
calls, monkey calls, fish bubbling underneath the surface. Aah...
heaven. Upon our return we were treated to a barbeque dinner, or
rather I was treated to dinner and a half (read: shrimp, fish and
squid which Krysia wouldn't touch). We forwent the glass of soapy
juice this time and opted for sodas instead.
A
cultural note. Our guide was a Muslim. During Ramadan, which we are
in the middle of, they are forbidden from eating, drinking or even
smoking between sunrise and sunset. What was a bit funny that Kris
didn't know that the most devout Muslims don't even swallow saliva,
but instead spit. Wife thought our guide was a disgusting old man
spitting left and right, when in fact he just had a very strong will.
At 18:24 sharp the spitting stopped, he grabbed a bottle of water and
a cigarette and with a big grin on his face lit up and took a swig.
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